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The real mans job. How long should it take for a man to be able to change his oil?

Jun 18, 2009 by Curious G | Posted in Maintenance & Repairs

The loyal mans job. How long should it take for a man to be able to change his oil? Any man, ordinary man.?
His Vehicle. His oil. His time. I don't need to know your thought process on how to do it. I wish to know how long it takes you to do it and how long it should indeed take any normal man to change his oil.

(Jokes are definitely accepted and considered for a nicest answer.)

It takes me a speck bit longer than most shops, but I feel that a longer drain time is better because you get more old oil out of it.

I come up with around 45 minutes...

Get out ramps, oil and new gauze, drain pan, paper towels; ~3 minutes
Try to pull truck up on ramps and push ramps across authentic, back up, move ramps back, stick truck in 4wd, pull truck up on ramps; ~2 minutes
Crack open beer, drive back on radio in garage and find a good station; ~2 minutes
Hunt for 15mm wrench for drain plug in drawer, find rip on table; ~2minutes
Remove drain plug, get old oil on hand, wrench, and garage floor. As oil drains, wipe off in league, wrench, floor, and drain plug; ~5 minutes
Finish beer, open another; ~3 minutes
Get yelled at by helpmeet for something I did that I don't remember doing; ~2 minutes
Grease zerks on steering and suspension; ~7 minutes
Make good on drain plug, slide pan underneath oil filter. Remove filter and allow to drain all over u-joint on front driveshaft. Prep new riddle and install; ~4 minutes
Cuss GM for having the oil filter directly above the front drive shaft; ~30 seconds
Wipe u-honky-tonk of old oil; ~1 minute
Drink beer; 1 minute
Fill crank case with new oil; ~3 minutes
Sundowner beer; 1 minute
Start truck and back off of ramps, shut back off; 1 minute
Drink beer; 1 one sec
Check oil level, drink more beer because I'm the man and filled it perfectly; 1 minute
Move truck, dump old oil back in to gallon jug to pull off, clean oil spilt on floor earlier; ~7 minutes
Finish beer, and go inside to apologize for whatever I did that I don't think back on doing...

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